Okay... So after a few years on tumblr I've come to realize that the only thing I can guarantee that will be on this blog are pictures of cats. Anything else is subject to the whims of a mad actress obsessed with tv. I'm also obsessed with movies and film and have a side blog for that. So explore away. Doctor Who picture by http://janey-jane.deviantart.com/
I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don’t give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
“Could Batman beat Captain America” trite, tedious, bullshit. “Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit” now you have my attention.
being able to play songs in your head is cool and all but not really if you can’t control what and when it plays so this is a visualization of me trying to concentrate while angel of music plays in my head
RIP Richard Serra. You made so many people so so so mad
In honor of this guy’s passing let me once again tell the story of my favorite piece of art ever - Tilted Arc.
Commissioned by the US government in 1979 the work was made up of a 12x120 foot sheet of cor-ten steel which bisected Foley federal plaza in Manhattan. That’s it. Just a sheet of metal in a plaza between several government buildings. It doesnt do anything. But it made people So Angry and also made the best argument I’ve ever seen for the worth of public art.
The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she’s 4 years old and she’s negotiating the order in which we’re going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
Penny: We go home, we play the mirror game, we have dessert, we play more games, we have fun deal?
Me: Okay well actually we’re going to go home, have dinner, then dessert, then we can play your video game, then tubby then bed
Penny: Okay no tubby, games first, deal?
Me: This is not - what is happening right now?
Penny: Dada?
Dada: Arbitration?
Penny: DEALS!
Every single thing in our lives has become a negotiation and it is frankly ridiculous as it is hilarious.
Penny: I want to use bare foot when we go outside
Me: I didn’t know we were going outside but you have to wear shoes girl
Penny: okay but what about I use bare foot’s but at Penny’s house? This deal?
Me: you know what yeah fine if you agree to not fight about shoes when we leave the house you can be barefoot in the back yard, deal.
Penny: -sticks her hand out expectantly- we deal?
I think I just made a verbal contract with a 4 year old.
She’s attempting to establish evidence I think
Penny: but I want to go shool pwease
Dada: okay well it is 8pm, so you have to go to sleep now
Penny: okay but I see my fwiends at shool now please, deal?
Dada: Darling no one is at school, all your friends are asleep as well.
Penny: all Penny’s fwiends are sweep? What about we… get in Dadas car and check to see watch them sweep, yes deal?
Dada: I cannot begin to explain to you why that can not happen
The great thing about being beholden to Penny the Deals Warlock is that she is also beholden to the art of the deal
Me: (watching Penny scoot her step stool over to where we keep the candy jar): hey honey we’re literally walking out the door to go get dinner, maybe we wait on the candy okay?
Penny: Oh but I will have some candy?
Me: Why don’t you come have some mac and cheese and then when we get home you can have some candy, deal?
Penny: (running out the door) oh, yes this is deals!
We are visiting my family and Papa has quickly had to pay patronage to Penny the Deals Warlock
Papa: (yesterday morning, when Penny was a little grumpy) What about you come downstairs and we’ll have some waffles and then tomorrow Papa will take you to the Diner in town for breakfast?
Penny: (extending her tiny hand to a VERY confused man) this is deal?
Penny (running down the hallway in bare feet) 👹BREAKFAST DEALS👹
Penny has a canker sore to end all canker sores, to the point where she hasn’t been able to eat so we had to make some deals surrounding getting some medicine on it because a hungry Penny Rose is like a angry demon queen
Me: Okay baby this is going to suck. This is going to hurt real bad for a second and then it’s going to feel weird and then it’s going to feel good. You’re going to hate it. But if you let Mama get these three medicines in and on you [Listerine, Antacid, Tylenol] you can scream it out and then we’ll go get some ice cream! Deal?
Penny: (obviously not thrilled with this idea) okay, three big shreams, three medicines, ice cream … it will suck… ice cream … deal. (Sticks out hand and we shake on it)
Me: okay let’s do this I’m so sorry (starts the process)
Penny: ( In between her big screams ) IM GONNA GET LOTS OF FRINKLES
My husband is trying to make a deal with Penny to get upstairs and get in the bath tub
Penny: I will go upstairs and get my body clean but you hafta titch me, deal?
Dada: I would love to make this deal with you kid but I literally have no idea what you are saying- I don’t know what the terms are, you’re speaking a language I don’t speak
Penny: you have to titch me like mama does okay DEAL!? (Sticks tiny hand out aggressively)
Dada: (looks at me bewildered for help)
Me: ( starts making a quick tick tick tick sound imitating a stop watch like I’m timing her, while penny jumps around yelling YES TITCH ME LIKE THAT)
Dada: In what world was I ever going to figure that out, thank you for acting as our legal interpreter yes deal let’s go!
and off she sprints.
Penny does not want to go to bed, but man is it time for her to go to bed
Penny: But I don’t want to be sleeping, I want to stay up now! I want to see Grampy and Cozy and Guppie and Papa!
Mama: What if we video call all the grands and say good night to everyone? If we do that will you then go to bed no fussing?
Penny: Oh yes, this is deals! -sticks her hand out to shake-
** we make the rounds and video call all her grandparents, they are all already in bed and say good night and penny hangs up the last video call and toddles into bed with minimal fussing **
Penny : (after a few minutes of silence, over the video monitor, to herself in her dark bedroom) I hafta respect da deals.
Every child I’ve ever worked with would have been SO much more manageable if they were like this. I should’ve tried to turn them into deals warlocks.
“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”
she’s so cute djksfh
A gift for your fiancee
oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk
happy 2023 my wife is currently making incoherent angry/confused noises because she painted on a layer somewhere several hours ago and now she can’t find which folder she put it into
you guys it’s almost 2025 and wouldn’t you know it, my wife is still painting on the wrong layer
“per the feedback from one of the couple, James Somerton, not only did he not bring his camera equipment, but he also started pretending to be the bride at the wedding”
You will notice that I didn’t gloss over anything at all.
brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022
seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!
Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?
Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam
I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.
Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes
SE asia brought the thunder
Alright you guys I found all 33 of them, and it seems there’s three schools of thought for the costumes: Just Some Guy (tends to be more traditional or modern clothing), Slutty Halloween Costume, and Balls To The Wall Batshit Insanity. I can’t pick a favorite, so here they all are in alphabetical order by country:
(By virtue of there being 33, which doesn’t split into groups of 4 evenly, Vietnam gets to be the big photo.)
What a beautiful, majestic lineup.
Honestly if your Mister Global costume doesn’t include a huge fucking weapon what the fuck are you even doing there
Is me Japan wearing pants or not? Or like something covering him besides the what seems to be a loose jacket?
wtf is wrong with mr france
Forget france, what is going on with mr usa
I’m getting whiplash at how quickly these outfits are making my head spin. Some are gorgeous while the rest are just…questionable at best.
I’m just glad Mr. France and Mr. USA are better than Mr. Britain
Like Mr. Britain set such low expectations that when I came to Mr. USA I was like ok this is going something. Statue of Liberty, Eagle, Flag very USA much patriotism wow
Mr Switzerland was just getting hot and steamy with Mr [insert your choice] backstage when his name was called for the parade.
It’s a toss-up whether Mr South Korea or Mr India is the most elegant.
GOD, I am so glad EVERYONE is better than Mr. Britain, even the fucking USA USA USA! costume from Mr. USA. Like I’d say get your shit together, Britain, but I think we’re WAY past that point by about several centuries.
And mind, I love a man in a good suit! It’s just his outfit is just so creatively bankrupt compared to Everyone Else.
Mr. Japan is probably wearing a fundoshi (type of traditional underwear) under the coat. the photoshoot was absolutely staged that way for the ‘what if he’s naked under the jacket’ factor
